"Just when I thought I said all I can say my chick on the side says she's got one on the way." - Usher
No...I'm not pregnant. Even though that would be a GREAT scandal and MySpace would be blowing up with the news that Susan from high school, you remember ther real religious one, got knocked up! HA! It would almost be worth the buzz...I'm sure Rupert Murdoch would thank me.
Seriously, my stint of playing house had odd repercussions. And please don't take this as my wanting to be with BDI forever...even though it doesn't sound half bad...it's more than that.
For the first time in my life I was fantisizing about getting married...having kids...and living in the God forsaken suburbs. My stomach is churning just thinking about that. But, I feel like I need to talk about it. Someone stage an intervention...PLEASE!!! In my adult life, I have never really fantasized about children, but something flicked on in Arizona. I guess it had something to do with feeling taken care of and safe. But while BDI was out Saturday morning...all I could think about was little ole me sitting on the couch with a big fat belly eating organic ice cream and french fries. Let me reiterate...this is NOT about BDI...It's not. Could I want kids? Could I be happy living outside the proverbial 'loop'? Could my clock have starting ticking? Oh God. I'm nervous now. Where's my fucking XANAX!
Anywho, I've got pretty good genes...My dad is a certifiable genius. My mother is amazing. Apparently, these things skip a generation (me)...So, if you're reading this and feel like getting married and procreating...leave me a comment.
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"Could I want kids? Could I be happy living outside the proverbial 'loop'? Could my clock have starting ticking?
INCONCEIVABLE!!!!
I want you to have my children. Oh, wait. That would be somewhat impossible and interfere a bit with my plans of being a spoiled trophy wife. Never mind. But, we can live next door to each other outside the "proverbial loop." :)
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