So much to say, So much to say, So much to say, So much to say..

Ahhhh...the absolute best Dave Matthews line in a song. So, first off...Last Friday night was off the chain. I'm not even mentioning what bar my presence was, but I'm sure C & a C fans know. Fans...that's hilarious. Anywho, somehow Stripper V and I end up at these 22 yr olds house in the butt freaking 9th ward of H-ton. Apparently, H-ton (not H-town) is the new hip way to refer to Houston. I learned this from that Beyonce/Slim Thug song "Check Up On It". I ran into ST at the media screening of Hustle & Flow. I had ZERO idea who he was, but Brown Sugah immediately informed me of my ignorant ways! Back to Friday. Stripper V is feeling the effects of 5 Rum & Diet Cokes. The Chris's, Reggie's, Frank's, Malachy's and whoever the hell else was there TOTALLY did not mind. She's working the room like old skool Carmen Electra in an interview with Howard Stern...hoping from one harmless lap dance to the next. I was watching, eye's filled with astonishment, that a hard core, suburban raised, white girl can gyrate. Seriously, her dancing alone would be illegal in like 47 countries. They were ALL, and I mean all 6 of them coming up to me asking me if she was a stripper! "Seriously, Susan...is your friend a stripper? Where does she work normally?" Hence the name Stripper V. I'm so jealous. I might have a lot to 'check up on' but I can not shake it worth a damn. I believe Stripper V was even awarded a few dollars for her efforts. Mozel Tov!

Fast forward to Monday when my GYN played "What Up Susan's Vag?" and I had to get on these stupid anti biotics that make up my body completely unable to metabolize alcohol. If I even have a couple tablespoons of cough syrup I will get violently ill. I'm SO glad Stripper V is having a party and it's Super Bowl this weekend! Yea! I love being sober...Vomit. I'm smoking Reds all night long.

Well, that's it. Another meaningless waste of space & ridiculous addition to my unmemorable memiors. So, later...And don't forget to change your tampons.