My Ex/Friend was talking to me about how I could repay a debt to him...a $411 debt to him. Being the boy I loved for 2 yrs, he says, "hey, you can pay me back in sexual favors". I quickly respond, "vomit". "Come on Susan. I'll go to the Winn Dixie, pick up some condoms & a Cosmo...you know...in case you get bored", he replies. So, being the virtuous girl I am, I hoped in my car, drove my fat ass to Dallas, & the dreaded ex made lots of deposits in Bank of Virginia's Canyon. Ha ha ha...Just kidding. I didn't do it...I swear on the Bible...the Quran...the Pentatuke...the Book of Mormon...even my Britney Spears anthology album.
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Oh Susan! Not another way to get a glimpse inside your warped mind. Cheers to another human being willing to display herself to a group of random soothsayers.
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