Lil Bitch

So, I feel like you can't name your blog Condoms & a Cosmo without having a couple salcious stories. So, here we go. A couple nights ago Mr McCartney and I were expressing our attraction for one another. He's really into this porno-style 'love' making. Being a porn sex novice, I was intrigued. So, there I was, on his couch performing fabulous fellatio, when all the sudden, I get bored...So, I stop...look up and frown. Paul then states rather forcibly, 'Don't frown when you suck my dick, lil bithes only smile when they suck my dick'. Then he yanked my hair & made me finish. I know it's weird that I liked it...but I did. If I thought he was being for real, I wouldn't have, but role play is kinda fun. Then I had to scream something about him being bigger than Dirk Diggler. It was hot man. I feel the scorn of the nay-sayers already. Too me it's like a peanut butter & marshmellow cream sandwich...don't knock it until you try it.