My break from blogging

I'm sitting at my desk today with toilet tissue stuck up both nostrils. It's really attractive. I'm allergic to this freaking building. One stupid, new AE here, that no one likes, is running around talking about purchasing penises and how they come (hee hee) in many different shapes and sizes. I loathe her.

Anywho, on my break from blogging...I got a new job. Decided to take it and by extension move to Austin. Quit smoking. Resumed smoking. Emailed random lesbians to see if I could live with them in Austin. Had a nightmare that I woke up crying from. And made out with a Jewish boy.

And now you are all caught up.