Arf Arf!!! Aunt Susan Aunt Susan! Arf Arf!!!
Look at the little fluffy doggie!!! Ahhhh...little Chompers is so sweet!
Why do you have a string in your mouth? Are you really a cat?
Chompers quickly spits out the "string"!
Eeeee Gad! It's a scropion Batman!
I hurriedly command the dog away....grab a glass off the counter and capture the horrid beast!
I spend the next 45 minutes staring at the scorpion...wondering if there is any way it can escape its glassy prison.
At last my salvation descends from the very heavens...or thru the garage door. Blondies husband! He non-chalantly lifts the glass and ends the life of our poisonous friend with one fell stomp of his foot!
CCRRRRRUUUUUUNNNNNNNCCCCCCCCHHHHHHH!
And our friend is now in scorpion heaven where no dogs chew on them and there's a plethora of unsuspecting humans to sting! But not me you dirty Arthropod!...not me.
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