First Rule of Book Club...Read the GD Book!

So, I needed to spend some quality time with the cat last night as he's been feeling a bit neglected recently. In doing so, I came across this ridiculous show...The Tuesday Night Book Club. This is the most unsettling show I think I've EVER seen. First of all, these idiot people ( and I'm sorry if I'm stepping on any of my Scottsdale friends toes...hopefully, you guys don't know these yahoos ) did not read ANY of the book. Is this how Scottsdale really is? Who the HELL goes to book club and doesn't read the book? Ok...to be fair...one lady got to page 20. Page 20. Come on now. And it was even some goofy 'Whoo, I'm going to be so much better in bed after reading this' book. Chick Lit. Which I loathe the name Chick Lit. I'm going to start calling ridiculous guy books Dick Lit and and see if that catches on. Ok...I can hear my IST "friends" now...calling me a snob. So be it. Yes...People should get their heads out of their bum holes and try reading once and a while.

Anywho, did you know...Arizona has the highest rate of divorce of any state in the nation? The things you learn on network TV. I somehow doubt it has much to do with the people in Tucson...but that's just an assumption.

Yet I remain fascinated. First rule of "Book" Club...no one talks about book club. Thank God for Ed Norton. Except Fight Club was actually cool...he got all his furniture from IKEA. Just like someone I know in Scottsdale...that's funny. I love it when my stories unwittingly turn full circle....sort of.

Back to the crazies. Lady in Red. I don't remember her name. She was a very attractive lady. Red hair...perfect smile...Was wearing FUR. Fur in Arizona. So, I already think she's a dumb ass. Her husband won't sleep with her. HELLO LADY!?!?!? HE'S CHEATING ON YOUR SKINNY 30 SOMETHING ASS! You can tell she knows it subconsciously, but is too scared to bring it to the forefront of her mind. What did you sign a freaking prenup and would be sad to return to normalacy if you guys split? Is it all that terrifying to NOT be able to afford everything you want at Kierland Commons? Reality is Relative I suppose...and I should be more understanding. However, I was happy to see this one lady...who definitely looks like the "poor one"...was wearing a Target shirt! I know, bc I have it in two colors. It's a great shirt. I'm wearing the black one today...and I wore the black one in Arizona! HA! More circuitity!

So, are you really all like this? Or is this like that one guy at dinner that was astonished that I didn't have a Texas accent? Is this just a stereo-type? Or are the majority of women driven by money so much that they would stay in unhappy marriages to maintain their fancy lifestyle?

To the guy at the bar of the Ocean Club that gave me a light...I was wearing TARGET shoes! Run fast! I've never had a facial! Book it! My top was like 5 seasons ago from....are you ready for this...Urban Outfitters and I got it 40% off bc I was an employee! Blech. An employee? Had you known all that I'm sure you wouldn't have flirted with me while I was on my way back to my table. I think I was wearing my glasses too. I bet that's what threw him...they're PRADA.