Keeping Austin Weird - Take 2

So, Saturday day rolls around. We have what is turning out to be a completely normal Saturday. Meet Blondie for lunch at Hula Hut...all three of us waiting like a Pavlovian dog for the questions about last night. Blondie bites...and the laughter begins as a muffled chuckle...it mounts to a moderately funny SNL skit laugh...continues on to a "more cowbell" hardy, everyone in the restaurant is looking at us laugh.

Blondie makes the very true statement:

"You know, if someone told me in high school that I would be sitting at this table hearing this story from the three of you...I would call them a huge liar!"

My how times and people change.

Anywho, after a 3 or 4 hour nap we all decide it's time to start the party up one more time. We meet up with some people at this Texas-y bar called Lavaca St...I think. It wasn't much longer before we head back to the now infamous Lucky Lounge. I'm texting Baron de Intercontinental...trying to convince him to come see me. Like any lonely 30 something on business in a foreign city, he comes...like a bug towards the zapping light! Instantly, we start mugging. Next thing I know...I'm on my way to the Intercontinental Hotel...the MOST freezing hotel room on the planet. We start bumping fuzzies & everyones happy.

Stipper V has made her second appearance at Cutie J's house...and Busta is with dating boy number II.

Come to find out the next morning...Busta has chipped two teeth & is almost immobilized by the ginormous bruise on her knee. Hence the name...Busta...short for Busta Teeth. I see this being inspiration for a new H-ton rapper song.

"Tearin up in Austin/the reason for my grill/Fell out the door of brothers truck/and chipped my teeth fo real"

Now Stripper V is showing off her battle bruises...She kept all her teeth...but lost something on the way...oh wait...scratch that. I lost something on the way & I think the cat ate it Friday night with Cous. Hummmmmmm...

Anywho, needless to say...I LOVE AUSTIN. And I'm pretty good at laying down some killer lyrics. I think I have a career there.