Nihilo

Who said I don't remember anything from high school Latin?

So, this one time I was talking on my cell phone during work to J. My hair was actually down that day, and I had my elbow resting on the desk holding my phone to my ear with my head down as to avoid persecution for being on the cell phone on the clock. I was wearing my contacts that day...so my eyes were irritated and red. Enter Hottie Boss Man. "Hey, Cornholio...Oh my god...are you crying?!?!" Avoiding the question and covering my phone more with my hair...I just look up at him and utter, "I'll be alright...don't worry about me...it's ok...really." I lower my head. HBM says, "Ok...S...Let me know if I can do anything." HBM exits to a meeting behind closed doors and I laugh hysterically at my successful charade! I'm bad people.

The moral of this story is...whenever a man thinks you are or have been crying...PLAY IT UP!