Where have all the Raouls gone?

Last night was Phantom, for the 5 billionth time. How do you spell 'billionth'? Hummm...Anywho, it was no Sarah B-man & Mike Crawford, nevertheless, in true form, I still cried at the end. But my question this time was not of a philosophical nature....no, I know how appearance can affect ones life....I wanna know where all the Raouls have gone??? Where are you? I'm making a desperate plea for some man to descend to the prison of my black dispair (I totally skeezed that from ALW) and fill my mind with thoughts of summer time (more stealing). But no. All you frumps just sit around playing video games, watching Sports Center & oggling over unatainable women. I'm tired of you lame asses. Do something worthy you slaves to society. For now, I'm done with you. I want a Raoul & I want a Raoul NOW. Cordially yours, Veruca Salt.