The Hot Tub

My blog & I were just recently accused of being 'three steps away from the edge [of the cliff]'. So, I'm rectifying this with a story from the past.

Dallas: February, 2003 - So, this one day my girlfriend calls me up at work. Her boyfriend was being a putz, and she wanted to go flirt with other boys. I say, "hey, let's go Za." Anytime anyone feels low in Dallas, one MUST Za. Hotel Za Za of course. Za is an interesting word in that it can be a noun, verb, adjective, basically you can use Za as any part of speech as long as it passes my & J's approval. Now I'm chasing rabbits...Ok. So, it's a school night...probably Thursday & we head out to the Dragonfly at HZZ lookin' hot as hell in our off the shoulder shirts. Remember when EVERYONE was wearing those off the shoulder shirts? Well, of course, we were. So, we had a couple GnT's each so we're feeling better. In walk two boys. We look them up & down & they happily reciprocate. We're about to go in for the kill when we notice, they're coming towards us...with liquor...for us! God, I love Dallas. So, the kinda short one but OH SO ADORABLE one's name is Rand. He's one of those blonde hair blue eyed, Hitler'd never know type Jews. His celebrity match is a young Anderson Cooper. SO cute...of course J ensnares him immediately. I get stuck with rat fink, Baltimore bill, hair slicked back, Kevin. Regardless, we're chatting, they came from the Mavs game. Mavs won (go Dirk). One thing leads to another & J & I are in the back of Rand's Land Rover...it's a Rand Rover! He heads to his casa in Highland Park. We park in the driveway...open up to garage door to reveal the S class Mercedes and BMW X5. So, we grab a bottle of wine in his contemporary house. Rand says, "let's go to the hot tub". Yeah...the hot tub is on his roof. It's got this fantastical view of downtown Dallas, a little hazy from the steam coming from the hot tub...there's a sound system out there playing something loud & we're passing around the bottle of Kendall Jackson (I know...I was so expecting something better too). Anywho, that was just one of the many adventures from when Susan did Dallas.