"Work like you don't need money,
Love like you've never been hurt,
And..... dance like no one's watching."
Quote-courtesy of an inner office email I received today. At first glance some sap might find the above quote inspiration. But let us take a closer look.
"Work like you don't need money". Ok...If I was to work like I don't need money nothing would get done. I would surf the internet ALL day instead of half the day. I would say exactly what I was thinking to my bossES. I would leave at 3:30 everyday to ensure I caught every second of Oprah. I would wear pajamas and house shoes to work. I would...get fired.
"Love like you've never been hurt". If I was to do this...what kind of rational/validation could I give to past relationships? What use would they be? I do not believe anymore in the idea that every "next" boyfriend is a little bit better than the last one...Inching you closer to the proverbial Mr. Right. I do, however, believe every boyfriend (and I use this term loosely) should teach you something about relationships, boy behavior, and in general, life. If I was to truly love like I have never been hurt...It would be like saying I was going to act the same way in every relationship from here on out like I did with S.Aaron. I think everyone might agree that's a bad idea. I was 15/16 at the time. This is silly.
"Dance like no one's watching". Please, for dignity's sake...don't do this. Chances are...you probably look like a moron. Now...I do believe in getting crunk, dancing and having fun...but if you always do this...chances are...you will never get laid again. Take my advice....Sometimes when you're out at da club...It's better to think people are watching.
There's my cynical advice for Thursday. Now remember it tonight when you're out at 80's night at Pub Fiction...or sipping wine at the Hotel San Jose.
Does anyone else find it ironic that I just shot out work, love, and dancing advice? Good...me too.
2 comments:
Love it. I would not be working if I didn't need the money..believe me I definitely wouldn't be putting up with HS's sh*t. And to love like you've never been hurt my actually be some good advice for me. I think the last time I was in love I got hurt so even though I've had relationships since then they haven't gotten nearly as close as that brother who hurt me. And I always dance like no one is watching...just because it feels good to pretend and retreat to my own little world. I know selfish, but me!
best regards, nice info » »
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