So, my girlfriend just wrote me an email with that line in there somewhere. It stuck out to me. It's kind of hard to go from a title to post. Much easier to figure out the title after the post is written or during...but I just loved this one so much I thought I'd go the other way for once.
I love celebrity gossip. I know...it's horrible & ridiculous. And I also love Jake Gyllenhaal. I wish he was my 'we' & I'd show him 'what not' all night long. Of course, I'd probably end up with lock jaw the next day & that hurts worse than looking to long at a picture of Kevin Federline.
I've finally met someone with a bigger head than me. He's new here. HUGE head...huger than huge. I bet he has to buy two hats at the store & get them sewn together to fit that jug. Anywho, 'we' could start a 'huge head club' or 'what not'.
I love how self sacrificing my posts aren't. I kinda feel like a total egotistical twat writing all these things about myself. So, I'm not even that good at it...ok, who am I kidding...this is damn good stuff. 'We' must not be self depricating and 'what not' it's not becoming of a self absorbed blogger.
Did you know British people say twat rhymes with mat...instead of twat rhymes with lot? I love it. I'm totally stealing that from the Brits.
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